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Zander

Several Child Porn posts on the front page. Moderation here has really gone to hell. I blame Bar.

Several Child Porn posts on the front page. Moderation here has really gone to hell. I blame Bar.
DasAntiHero

>>20460 You aren't the only one, Alien. I usually D&B 4 posts a day. I can't make new threads so I come on and clean it once a day.

[>>20460](/b/res/20459#20460) You aren't the only one, Alien. I usually D&B 4 posts a day. I can't make new threads so I come on and clean it once a day.
alien9

20471 Wow nice. Thanks Das.  

>>20471 Wow nice. Thanks Das.  
Anonymous

I try to clean it up when I can, but work is keeping me flat out. Hopefully we can drop further of the chan lists and not get so much spam.

I try to clean it up when I can, but work is keeping me flat out. Hopefully we can drop further of the chan lists and not get so much spam.
ANON

Hey guys. Don't you wish we were all anons. ;_;

Hey guys. Don't you wish we were all anons. ;_;
oranges

no I enjoy my prestige and power that comes from my position as a moderator of an online imageboard.

no I enjoy my prestige and power that comes from my position as a moderator of an online imageboard.
DasAntiHero

ITT: The most offensive things are posted.

ITT: The most offensive things are posted.
coder

So its my birthday,

Every year i have to make up excuses to get out of 'going to the pub', 'going to the strippers', 'getting wasted' etc. I like to be alone on my birthday, i enjoy thinking.. I usually take the day, watch a movie, feed the ducks, visit places that make me feel, get an ice cream, lie in the grass somewhere and think, and just forget about the world for a bit.. Sometimes i even go to a church, you know, to see if it will make me fell anything (it doesn't). I honestly hate all the obligations that go with birthdays, i despise receiving gifts and everyone wishing me a happy birthday. I find my way much more enjoyable than going out and getting drunk, i can do that any other day.What do you do on your birthday?

So its my birthday, Every year i have to make up excuses to get out of 'going to the pub', 'going to the strippers', 'getting wasted' etc. I like to be alone on my birthday, i enjoy thinking.. I usually take the day, watch a movie, feed the ducks, visit places that make me feel, get an ice cream, lie in the grass somewhere and think, and just forget about the world for a bit.. Sometimes i even go to a church, you know, to see if it will make me fell anything (it doesn't). I honestly hate all the obligations that go with birthdays, i despise receiving gifts and everyone wishing me a happy birthday. I find my way much more enjoyable than going out and getting drunk, i can do that any other day.What do you do on your birthday?
Anonymous

usually get piss drunk off my ass with 2 friends who have birthdays a day away from mine, then get out of the boat we are in, piss in the lake, get back in the boat, head home, and play vidya

usually get piss drunk off my ass with 2 friends who have birthdays a day away from mine, then get out of the boat we are in, piss in the lake, get back in the boat, head home, and play vidya
Anonymous

Kidnaps me and forces me to go to a movie against my will >Every year i have to make up excuses to get out of 'going to the pub', 'going to the strippers', 'getting wasted' etc. I like to be alone I hate you forever

Kidnaps me and forces me to go to a movie against my will >Every year i have to make up excuses to get out of 'going to the pub', 'going to the strippers', 'getting wasted' etc. I like to be alone I hate you forever
alien9

Mine only a couple away as well.  Mate, I am exactly the same, so can't add much yeah. My ex will shortly email "having this big cookout for you, lots of folks invited, what do you want grill-wise... we've got..." I am so fucking Loner that this shit makes me angry ever tim.  Fuck birthday shit; fuck the Christian holidays as well. For real, I wish I felt dif, but I don't. 

Mine only a couple away as well.  Mate, I am exactly the same, so can't add much yeah. My ex will shortly email "having this big cookout for you, lots of folks invited, what do you want grill-wise... we've got..." I am so fucking Loner that this shit makes me angry ever tim.  Fuck birthday shit; fuck the Christian holidays as well. For real, I wish I felt dif, but I don't. 
Anonymous

Syrian Louie thread!

Hi /b/! How's it going? remember me? I'm Louie, for those of you who've never heard of me I'm a Syrian programmer and I fled the war to Moscow, Russia where I'm at right now. Active Mods and Janitors please don't ban me, I am not trying to break any rules and I heavily respect the Global Rules. so please if I do anything wrong just write me a post telling me which rule I'm breaking and I'll gladly delete this thread and not bother you, a ban won't be necessary. Please?

I'm making this thread as a hang out and tbh because I need your help, I know you're not my personal army and frankly I'm not asking for that. I'm here because I'm desperately trying to avoid deportation, the Russians you see are going to deport me due to an expired student visa (The one I got to come here), and so that means that I have very little time and means to make it to Europe. I don't want to go back home because I wouldn't last long there. I mean I could, I could probably stay somewhere there, but I don't even know how I made it out alive and so going back is a very very very bad choice to make and would possibly lead to my death or draft or prison or one of these.

I've tried going to embassies and asking for visas to European countries, I've tried the UNHCR office in Moscow and I've tried numerous things in order to make it to the EU but nothing "legal" has worked, and just when things got too hopeless I actually took a hiking trail from northern Russia from the city of Vyborg (Trying to cross the border into Finland), I was caught and told to fuck off back to Moscow without arrest or a warning, just a heavy scolding from the border patrol.

So, i'm stuck here, the Russians want me out, my visa expired, I have very little cash to spend on my self and my only hope of avoiding the war is this smuggler that I know in St. Petersburg (A city in northern Russia) where he promised me he could take me via boat to Stockholm to ask for asylum, he basically said he'd smuggle me for 1,000 dollars into Sweden.

I'm here in the hopes that someone out there wants to help me achieve this dream, I'm pretty sure that with my job in Moscow I won't be able to come up with that kind of money as I'm barely making my living expenses (Barely) and accommodation. and In case you can't don't worry about it you can help me by bumping this thread so that maybe someone else might see it. Or you have the freedom to pass my blog and videos around. I really need your help man, you, reading this, I need a little bit of your time. If you have 10 minutes to spare in this thread I'd greatly appreciate it.

I'm not just asking for financial support, I'm asking for any kind of support, if you have any advice or know of a way I can get legal documents in Moscow without serving jail time or if you know someone who works at the border police who can help me out in any way please do.

I'm a long time lurker here, you guys have always been here for me in my time of need and depression (back home), I used to lurk with whatever electricity we had while clashes happened literally outside my window lol, so what I'm trying to say is I appreciate and love you /b/, even if 90% of the posts here will be hate posts, I don't mind I know you guys and I know how things go with threads like these, But, I'm desperate enough to try.

tl;dr sandnig stuck in russia whoring for money and advice while bumping with porn and other shenanigans.

Alright, now if anyone is interested, here are the links which show the documentations of the visa papers that got rejected, my blog, and my youtube videos.

The blog (has my life story as well as a Documents page) https://syrianlouie dott wordpress dott com

and the videos Warning this one is 20 minutes long and my first attempt at youtubing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0npy3h2Z4k

This one was the day after, shorter. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpsoSq1rANY

>Syrian Louie thread! Hi /b/! How's it going? remember me? I'm Louie, for those of you who've never heard of me I'm a Syrian programmer and I fled the war to Moscow, Russia where I'm at right now. Active Mods and Janitors please don't ban me, I am not trying to break any rules and I heavily respect the Global Rules. so please if I do anything wrong just write me a post telling me which rule I'm breaking and I'll gladly delete this thread and not bother you, a ban won't be necessary. Please? I'm making this thread as a hang out and tbh because I need your help, I know you're not my personal army and frankly I'm not asking for that. I'm here because I'm desperately trying to avoid deportation, the Russians you see are going to deport me due to an expired student visa (The one I got to come here), and so that means that I have very little time and means to make it to Europe. I don't want to go back home because I wouldn't last long there. I mean I could, I could probably stay somewhere there, but I don't even know how I made it out alive and so going back is a very very very bad choice to make and would possibly lead to my death or draft or prison or one of these. I've tried going to embassies and asking for visas to European countries, I've tried the UNHCR office in Moscow and I've tried numerous things in order to make it to the EU but nothing "legal" has worked, and just when things got too hopeless I actually took a hiking trail from northern Russia from the city of Vyborg (Trying to cross the border into Finland), I was caught and told to fuck off back to Moscow without arrest or a warning, just a heavy scolding from the border patrol. So, i'm stuck here, the Russians want me out, my visa expired, I have very little cash to spend on my self and my only hope of avoiding the war is this smuggler that I know in St. Petersburg (A city in northern Russia) where he promised me he could take me via boat to Stockholm to ask for asylum, he basically said he'd smuggle me for 1,000 dollars into Sweden. I'm here in the hopes that someone out there wants to help me achieve this dream, I'm pretty sure that with my job in Moscow I won't be able to come up with that kind of money as I'm barely making my living expenses (Barely) and accommodation. and In case you can't don't worry about it you can help me by bumping this thread so that maybe someone else might see it. Or you have the freedom to pass my blog and videos around. I really need your help man, you, reading this, I need a little bit of your time. If you have 10 minutes to spare in this thread I'd greatly appreciate it. I'm not just asking for financial support, I'm asking for any kind of support, if you have any advice or know of a way I can get legal documents in Moscow without serving jail time or if you know someone who works at the border police who can help me out in any way please do. I'm a long time lurker here, you guys have always been here for me in my time of need and depression (back home), I used to lurk with whatever electricity we had while clashes happened literally outside my window lol, so what I'm trying to say is I appreciate and love you /b/, even if 90% of the posts here will be hate posts, I don't mind I know you guys and I know how things go with threads like these, But, I'm desperate enough to try. >tl;dr sandnig stuck in russia whoring for money and advice while bumping with porn and other shenanigans. Alright, now if anyone is interested, here are the links which show the documentations of the visa papers that got rejected, my blog, and my youtube videos. The blog (has my life story as well as a Documents page) https://syrianlouie dott wordpress dott com and the videos Warning this one is 20 minutes long and my first attempt at youtubing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0npy3h2Z4k This one was the day after, shorter. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpsoSq1rANY
alien9

Epic blog, Louay. Sorry about your situation and I wish you the best of Luck. Sees you're reaching out to teh entire planet; unfortunately chans are not really one of the best choices lol. They are mean-spirited, hateful, etc. and just laugh it off. However... (knows you tried this one) [http://www.unhcr.org/cgi-bin/texis/vtx/page?page=49e48d456&submit=GO]

https://twitter.com/youranonnews (post your links and a Please Help! header)

https://twitter.com/Snowden (living in Moscow; found work as a programmer. Get in touch if you can. Can be very helpful)

Epic blog, Louay. Sorry about your situation and I wish you the best of Luck. Sees you're reaching out to teh entire planet; unfortunately chans are not really one of the best choices lol. They are mean-spirited, hateful, etc. and just laugh it off. However... (knows you tried this one) [http://www.unhcr.org/cgi-bin/texis/vtx/page?page=49e48d456&submit=GO] [https://twitter.com/youranonnews] (post your _links_ and a Please Help! header) [https://twitter.com/Snowden] (living in Moscow; found work as a programmer. Get in touch if you can. Can be very helpful)
oranges

You should post somewhere that has more activity than two admins watching it to delete cp spam when it shows up.

You should post somewhere that has more activity than two admins watching it to delete cp spam when it shows up.
Zander

I see moderation here is lacking. What happened Coder? before I laid low, Bar was moderating the boards like a nazi dictator, now I see child porn. 

I see moderation here is lacking. What happened Coder? before I laid low, Bar was moderating the boards like a nazi dictator, now I see child porn. 
gyp

>>20359 holy shit, how do you even still have that photo

[>>20359](/b/res/20316#20359) holy shit, how do you even still have that photo
Anonymous

>>20349 Such edge

[>>20349](/b/res/20316#20349) Such edge
Anonymous

If you are not a normalfag you should go to masterchan.org, this chan is a lot different than all others. Not only you can make your own board there, but you can't be banned nor censored. The admins of the boards and the moderators can't get rid of anything you say, only real illegal images get deleted. And only if it is really really illegal. Pictures of nudist minors for example are allowed, they even have a nudism board there someone made, because those aren't illegal by law since not sexual. We have freedom there unlike anywhere else on the internet where mods force groupthink on people

If you are not a normalfag you should go to masterchan.org, this chan is a lot different than all others. Not only you can make your own board there, but you can't be banned nor censored. The admins of the boards and the moderators can't get rid of anything you say, only real illegal images get deleted. And only if it is really really illegal. Pictures of nudist minors for example are allowed, they even have a nudism board there someone made, because those aren't illegal by law since not sexual. We have freedom there unlike anywhere else on the internet where mods force groupthink on people
reembank

fight me 3v1 irl fagot

fight me 3v1 irl fagot
Anonymous

no u fite me irl 1v1 master chan master race

no u fite me irl 1v1 master chan master race
Anonymous

This user has been banned for being a fag

This user has been banned for being a fag
Anonymous

So its my birthday,

Every year i have to make up excuses to get out of 'going to the pub', 'going to the strippers', 'getting wasted' etc. I like to be alone on my birthday, i enjoy thinking.. I usually take the day, watch a movie, feed the ducks, visit places that make me feel, get an ice cream, lie in the grass somewhere and think, and just forget about the world for a bit.. Sometimes i even go to a church, you know, to see if it will make me fell anything (it doesn't). I honestly hate all the obligations that go with birthdays, i despise receiving gifts and everyone wishing me a happy birthday. I find my way much more enjoyable than going out and getting drunk, i can do that any other day.What do you do on your birthday?

So its my birthday, Every year i have to make up excuses to get out of 'going to the pub', 'going to the strippers', 'getting wasted' etc. I like to be alone on my birthday, i enjoy thinking.. I usually take the day, watch a movie, feed the ducks, visit places that make me feel, get an ice cream, lie in the grass somewhere and think, and just forget about the world for a bit.. Sometimes i even go to a church, you know, to see if it will make me fell anything (it doesn't). I honestly hate all the obligations that go with birthdays, i despise receiving gifts and everyone wishing me a happy birthday. I find my way much more enjoyable than going out and getting drunk, i can do that any other day.What do you do on your birthday?
coder

Is this person me?

Is this person me?
alien9

Maybe is parallel universe Deluxe double-split Amerikan Coder. Dat IP. Believes it is in 1e's past, but can't place who... Damn!

Maybe is parallel universe Deluxe double-split Amerikan Coder. Dat IP. Believes it is in 1e's past, but can't place who... Damn!
coder

Jesus christ that was me,

Now i get birthday sex. I am a much happier man

Jesus christ that was me, Now i get birthday sex. I am a much happier man
Dingleflorden
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I leave for three years and you fucking retards fucked up everything.

My fucking god.

I leave for three years and you fucking retards fucked up everything. My fucking god.
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