Hah, I like to pretend that I coded the entire 1eden website, when really my friend oranges actually did the entire backend and that's why the site is so good now.
i am an e1337e cobler look at all my coblings on 1ebins here is an example of how good my work is <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/Qx5x53HUMCY?w<span style='color:green;'>mod</span>e=transparent" width="560"></iframe>
Now listen up bitches, because uncle foddles is going to whisper down some mothefucking wisdom.
<div></div><div>Yall motherfucker are obviously not as awesome as me at picking up dem bitches, so i will show you my skill, ill berry my dick so far in your foddle gland that whoever gets it out will wreck u m8.</div><div></div><div>Option A:</div><div>The best pickup line is to awkwardly make eye contact multiple times from across the room then never go and talk to her. </div><div>Bonus: also get really drunk and leave early</div><div>Bonus 2: also if you are forced to talk this line works ever tim: "hi..... um.... im... um..... how are..... can i... um.... alex.... um... im sorry" and then leave</div><div>Bonus 3: by leave you need to be visibly crying and also you need to be wearing sweats</div><div></div><div>Now yall know my skill. And you cant TFW no gf anymore!</div>
I found that op @wayback '12. Was orig Coder's lel. Also found this...
OP# alien9 kuzKMiP/0o! 12/07/15(Sun)05:04:46 b
Totally random here yeah. Found thish (and 3 others) couple months ago on talk.masked (deep). Someone was like all nothing but jokes and riddles for weeks...
A salesman knocks on the door of a suburban house.
It's opened by a 10-year-old boy dressed in a cape that trails along the floor behind him. On his head, he's wearing a large tophat. In one hand, he holds a huge glass of brandy and in the other, a remote control. In his mouth is a smoking cigar.
"Mom and Dad in? asks the salesman.
The boy replies, "Does it fucking look like it?