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Spartan
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guise, what if salava was your taste buds fapping to delicious food?

guise, what if salava was your taste buds fapping to delicious food?
Moose

Like I already didn't have sexual thoughts enough.  ...Now I'll think of cum when I think of spit.

Like I already didn't have sexual thoughts enough.  ...Now I'll think of cum when I think of spit.
coder
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welcome @Moose,

<div></div><div>pls photoshop stuff for us!</div>

welcome [@Moose](/user.php?usr=@Moose), pls photoshop stuff for us!
coder

its an xbox controler, but the parts are dicks,

<div></div><div>ITS GENIUS</div>

its an xbox controler, but the parts are dicks, ITS GENIUS
Anonymous
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also added some subtle greys to enhance the design these could be whatever colour

also added some subtle greys to enhance the design these could be whatever colour
Anonymous
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didn't realise I was anon but i think the captcha knows me

didn't realise I was anon but i think the captcha knows me
BossPitos
alien9

now acting like coder

now acting like coder
Anonymous
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Hah, I like to pretend that I coded the entire 1eden website, when really my friend oranges actually did the entire backend and that's why the site is so good now.

Hah, I like to pretend that I coded the entire 1eden website, when really my friend oranges actually did the entire backend and that's why the site is so good now.
gyp

i am an e1337e cobler look at all my coblings on 1ebins here is an example of how good my work is <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/Qx5x53HUMCY?w<span style='color:green;'>mod</span>e=transparent" width="560"></iframe>

i am an e1337e cobler look at all my coblings on 1ebins here is an example of how good my work is
DasAntiHero
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Any other Southern Americans lurk here? Buddy, we sure are shittin' in tall cotton round these parts.

Any other Southern Americans lurk here? Buddy, we sure are shittin' in tall cotton round these parts.
alien9

[Bubba Sparxxx - Made on McCosh Mill Rd](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8ZRvqOalMY)
Anonymous
coder

Login you fuck, you're obviously anonymous

Login you fuck, you're obviously anonymous
coder
DasAntiHero
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This is mine, using rainmeter. The little faces and death star are icons.

This is mine, using rainmeter. The little faces and death star are icons.
coder
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Now listen up bitches, because uncle foddles is going to whisper down some mothefucking wisdom.

<div></div><div>Yall motherfucker are obviously not as awesome as me at picking up dem bitches, so i will show you my skill, ill berry my dick so far in your foddle gland that whoever gets it out will wreck u m8.</div><div></div><div>Option A:</div><div>The best pickup line is to awkwardly make eye contact multiple times from across the room then never go and talk to her. </div><div>Bonus: also get really drunk and leave early</div><div>Bonus 2: also if you are forced to talk this line works ever tim: "hi..... um.... im... um..... how are..... can i... um.... alex.... um... im sorry" and then leave</div><div>Bonus 3: by leave you need to be visibly crying and also you need to be wearing sweats</div><div></div><div>Now yall know my skill. And you cant TFW no gf anymore!</div>

Now listen up bitches, because uncle foddles is going to whisper down some mothefucking wisdom. Yall motherfucker are obviously not as awesome as me at picking up dem bitches, so i will show you my skill, ill berry my dick so far in your foddle gland that whoever gets it out will wreck u m8.Option A:The best pickup line is to awkwardly make eye contact multiple times from across the room then never go and talk to her. Bonus: also get really drunk and leave earlyBonus 2: also if you are forced to talk this line works ever tim: "hi..... um.... im... um..... how are..... can i... um.... alex.... um... im sorry" and then leaveBonus 3: by leave you need to be visibly crying and also you need to be wearing sweatsNow yall know my skill. And you cant TFW no gf anymore!
An00bis

i just buy prostitutes, shit is so cash

i just buy prostitutes, shit is so cash
Anonymous
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Those aren't even strategies Step up to the plate fool

Those aren't even strategies Step up to the plate fool
coder
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Its about that time again bitches!

Its about that time again bitches!
BossPitos

coder you get the ugliest sluts to do this. get your 5 bucks worth man!

coder you get the ugliest sluts to do this. get your 5 bucks worth man!
An00bis

damn OP fucking delivers!

damn OP fucking delivers!
DasAntiHero
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@DasAntiHero is my new twitter.<div>Many lulz will be posted.</div>

[@DasAntiHero](/user.php?usr=@DasAntiHero) is my new twitter.Many lulz will be posted.
DasAntiHero

This tweet thing sucks

This tweet thing sucks
DasAntiHero

!tweet 'Follow @DasAntiHero. He can actually tweet properly'

!tweet 'Follow [@DasAntiHero](/user.php?usr=@DasAntiHero). He can actually tweet properly'
coder

you had a quote in your first sentence, smart

you had a quote in your first sentence, smart
alien9
DasAntiHero

Sketchy. Kind of like how Hardees (or Carl's Jr in some places) just made a cheeseburger with a hotdog and chips on it.

Sketchy. Kind of like how Hardees (or Carl's Jr in some places) just made a cheeseburger with a hotdog and chips on it.
coder
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We have a pizza made of pies here...

We have a pizza made of pies here...
alien9

I found that op @wayback '12. Was orig Coder's lel. Also found this...

OP# alien9 kuzKMiP/0o! 12/07/15(Sun)05:04:46 b

Totally random here yeah. Found thish (and 3 others) couple months ago on talk.masked (deep). Someone was like all nothing but jokes and riddles for weeks...

A salesman knocks on the door of a suburban house.

It's opened by a 10-year-old boy dressed in a cape that trails along the floor behind him. On his head, he's wearing a large tophat. In one hand, he holds a huge glass of brandy and in the other, a remote control. In his mouth is a smoking cigar.

"Mom and Dad in? asks the salesman.

The boy replies, "Does it fucking look like it?

I found that op @wayback '12. Was orig Coder's lel. Also found this... #OP# alien9 kuzKMiP/0o! 12/07/15(Sun)05:04:46 [ b ] Totally random here yeah. Found thish (and 3 others) couple months ago on talk.masked (deep). Someone was like all nothing but jokes and riddles for weeks... A salesman knocks on the door of a suburban house. It's opened by a 10-year-old boy dressed in a cape that trails along the floor behind him. On his head, he's wearing a large tophat. In one hand, he holds a huge glass of brandy and in the other, a remote control. In his mouth is a smoking cigar. &quot;Mom and Dad in? asks the salesman. The boy replies, &quot;Does it fucking look like it?
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