Now listen up bitches, because uncle foddles is going to whisper down some mothefucking wisdom.
Yall motherfucker are obviously not as awesome as me at picking up dem bitches, so i will show you my skill, ill berry my dick so far in your foddle gland that whoever gets it out will wreck u m8.
Option A:
The best pickup line is to awkwardly make eye contact multiple times from across the room then never go and talk to her.
Bonus: also get really drunk and leave early
Bonus 2: also if you are forced to talk this line works ever tim: "hi..... um.... im... um..... how are..... can i... um.... alex.... um... im sorry" and then leave
Bonus 3: by leave you need to be visibly crying and also you need to be wearing sweats
Now yall know my skill. And you cant TFW no gf anymore!
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Those aren't even strategies
Step up to the plate fool